Wednesday, March 22

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels

Why isn't there a self-improvement book entitled "How to Urinate Without Company"? I'd buy that book. My current goal is not to be a better wife, a better mom, a better Christian...

Nope, my goal is to pee.

Alone.

One of these days, I am going to go to the bathroom and no one else will be in the room with me. I might even do it in the bathroom. But if not, it will still be an accomplishment. Posted by Picasa

4 comments:

The MaMa said...

Not to be discouraging,but this epic only gets worse as the little ones age. The old snowballs into the relaxing bath. The ice.sicles that came flying over the shower door accompanied with srills of laughter. We won't even go into those very creative teen years. So Jenn enjoy your time now.

The MaMa said...

NOW RUN AND PEE WHILE THERE'S TIME!!!

Andie said...

LOL! This is *ONE* thing I've accomplished. It took having 5 kids in 10 years, but I am able to pee by myself! I have 9 and 11 year old "bouncers" that keep the 2yo out and make sure the 10 mo old doesn't lick sockets or anything in my absence.

I actually blathered about this at length on the WTM boards awhile back. That was one of the most encouraging things I could tell a mom considering her 4th or 5th LOL. Jami in MO thinks I'm quite mad, I think.

No, you may NOT agree with her.

Megan said...

Teehee, sorry 'bout the font!! *changes it to a lovely deep midnight passion blue*

Now, what makes you think I'm saying Hardins are control freaks, eh?? I mean....besides me practically saying they are a bit of....*cough* perfectionists. I dunno though. It might just be Dad.=P

Wow.....hope he doesn't find I posted that......*whistles*

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