Wednesday, June 14

Ack! I'm a Hussy!

I just started getting undressed for bed and had a horrifying realization.

Since Bible School has started, I haven't been able to keep up with the laundry and thus was down to my black bra tonight. After scrounging in my closet to find something fresh smelling and decent to wear, what do you think I chose?

A WHITE shirt.

Why don't I just start wearing ultra-low riders and underwear that come with interchangeable charms while I'm at it? How did I miss that?!?


The MaMa said...

Oh, but what a special little hussy you are!!

Becca said...

Yeah, remember when going without a slip meant you were a hussy?? Now the black bra is GOOD, because you are at least wearing one!

Love your idea about a blog where you can post "those type of things". I've considered doing that too, but it's all I can do to keep up with the one, and then I'd forget and post something about my nudist dad on the wrong one and he'd call and be all inappropriately happy that more people know and things would be far more awkward than they already are.

Hmmm...maybe I could reveal family secrets and rant and rave in comments on others blogs!

Jenn said...

Oh, Becca, that is hysterical! I'd have literally laughed out loud if I wasn't holding a sleeping baby right now.

I'm a very visually-minded person though, so this nudist-dad thing is going to be mildly disturbing for me for the rest of the day. :)

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