Monday, August 11

Monkey Man

Chris says I'm starting to sound like a sell-out, the way I keep blogging about some of my favorite stuff. I say, it's my blog, and I can talk about whatever I want. I bore my friends in person with my opinions, why not imaginary internet friends as well?

So today, allow me to share with you something I think everyone needs:

A monkey child.



Need to change the batteries in your smoke alarm? No problem! Monkey Boy is here!

Need to rip down tape from the poster that is left over from your astronomy lesson two years ago? No problem! Monkey Boy to the rescue!

Not only is he handy to have around, he's also great entertainment for parties! Make all your friends jealous!

I highly recommend picking one up the next chance you get.

6 comments:

Mike said...

How'd you know I was imaginary? I totally disappear when you log off the internet.

Being around 6'4", I can reach a lot of stuff up top. Do you have a Gopher Child that can get stuff from under the couch? That would be awesome.

Jennie C. said...

Finally! Something I can really use! How much do they eat?

granny janny said...

I think I'll just stick to borrowing your monkey child. He did a great job cleaning my return air vent the other day.

Lawanda said...

That is too cute!! I have a couple of monkeys myself! They do come in quite handy! ;)

Christy said...

I KNEW there had to be a way to convince Clay we needed another child soon...

LOL.

Jenn said...

ROFLOL!!!! You guys crack me up!

And yes, Mike, I do have a gopher child. But once we can afford braces, his talents should diminish somewhat.

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