Here's what I did get:
We managed to crank out Easter Eggs and Resurrection Cookies, though the Resurrection Cookies were undercooked again this year meaning it wasn't safe to share them with kids. Since I grew up eating raw eggs in cookie batter, I consider myself immune and inhaled the entire batch myself. You know, to protect the kids.
The Easter 'baskets' were a hit this year. The only sugar to be found was in the Reese's Eggs that I will be buying back from them later. We filled them with books and crafts and the kids LOVED them, declaring them the best baskets ever. Score!
The girls were looking forward to pretty dresses and kite-flying. Instead, they got breathing treatments and Mucinex. Neither one complained a bit. I was so impressed, because I'm pretty sure I did enough complaining for the both of them. Sarah had a blast just watching the boys fly kites through the window.